Taking sleep from my father was like taking ignorance from a rapper.Ĭhris Rock: At that moment, I discovered one of life's greatest secrets - black guy, plus basketball, equals white girl. Everybody Hates Basketball Rochelle: If I ain't getting any sleep, you ain't getting any sleep. Rochelle: What the hell happened to my towel?! Everybody Hates Keisha Chris Rock: I felt better than Billy Dee Williams after a case of malt liquor. Coming home was his way of saying "I love you." Julius: Unplug that clock, boy. "I'll see you in the morning." meant he was coming home. Chris Rock: My father wasn't the type to say "I love you." I was one of four fathers on the block. After hoses, tanks, and a dog bites on your ass, somehow, Joey Caruso didn't compare. My dad went to school during the Civil Rights Era. Everything okay at school? Chris Rock: I didn't tell him about the fight. Next time, eat a little something extra at breakfast, okay? Chris: Okay. What, you didn't get enough to eat at school? Chris: I was still hungry. Chris: I'm sorry I ate the big piece of chicken. Chris Rock: My dad always checked on us in between jobs: His night job, and his late-at-night job. Drew gets the burger, Tonya gets the fries. Rochelle: CHRIS! Get in the bathroom and wipe the pee off the toilet seat! Disgusting! I was gonna have women, money, stay out late- I thought it was gonna be the bomb. Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was being a teenager. Season 1 Everybody Hates the Pilot Chris Rock: 1982. 4.12 Everybody Hates Varsity Jackets 01-16-2009.4.4 Everybody Hates the English Teacher 10-24-2008.3.20 Everybody Hates the Ninth-Grade Dance 05-04-2008.3.13 Everybody Hates the First Kiss 03-16-2008.3.11 Everybody Hates the Port Authority 03-02-2008.3.9 Everybody Hates the New Kid 11-26-2007.3.8 Everybody Hates Minimum Wage 11-19-2007.3.7 Everybody Hates Houseguests 11-12-2007.3.5 Everybody Hates the Bachelor Pad 10-29-2007.3.1 Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor 10-01-2007.2.16 Everybody Hates Chain Snatching 02-26-2007.2.15 Everybody Hates Cutting School 02-19-2007.2.14 Everybody Hates the Substitute 02-12-2007.2.12 Everybody Hates Hall Monitors 01-28-2007.2.9 Everybody Hates Superstition 11-27-2006.
2.8 Everybody Hates Thanksgiving 11-20-2006.2.6 Everybody Hates the Buddy System 11-06-2006.2.2 Everybody Hates the Class President 10-08-2006.